My mouth, for me to sing into… and you then also say something to me Start to kind of realise it, damn… you move your microphone right up to Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” – oh my days, Maxine and I start singingĪlong with you and doing the “Ohhh oh oh ohhhhhh…” lines, which looks My dear, you’ve got a big behind, and landing on the table Something wrong about how you end your pole dance, with a slide down to So funny watching you! I am in admiration yes, but there’s I see you receive a lot more tips and the crowd starts asking you toĭo the pole dance again. Further, if you are “non-Mexican” the local boys think you’re softĬandy and start approaching you which can be risky and off-putting. Traveller it can be hard in a bar on your own, especially when you’reĭeaf. Her handbag when she goes up to the stage to give a tip. She is off her trolley, but I don’tĬare as it makes her friendly towards me.
Sweat on the table, and return to the stage for a round of applause.Īlmost instantly you remove your wig, it must be roasting!! You start toĪt my table a group of gay men from Texas have arrived with a big fag Round and round and round, you go up and down. Although youĪre no spring chicken, its amazing what you can do on the pole. Realised!! You start pole dancing, it is just hilarious. You then jump up on my smallīar table, where there is a pole right in front of me, I hadn’t You willingly moveįorward the stage and climb down sexually.
Tips startĬoming your way, they want to see you move more. It is just eye catching, you danceĪway and gesture to some of the boys in the emerging crowd. “Rolling”… its brilliant to watch you and to privately sing along with Next song, “We Don’t Need Another Hero” by Tina Turner, and then You perform well, and you continue to the You are dressed like Whitney, wearing this massive thick black wig, I order a rum n coke, “I wanna feel the HEAT…” talk about the I stay by the door entrance a bit, hum along a bit, and yes,Īs if in a trance the music has brought me inside (air conditioning wasĪmazing). Tired but then again its my holiday and I need to make an effort to You’re singing “I Wannaĭance with Somebody” (Whitney Houston). I then come across La Noches, and there youĪre, on the main stage in this rather empty bar. I walk past a few gay bars that look half empty, then pass some stripĬlubs where some sexy latino guys are having a fag outside, probablyĬounting their money too. Quite easy to feel you’ve arrived into Dorothy’s homeland! Well known for its gay community, lots of gay guys holiday here and The town of Puerto Vallarta (signed quickly as PV) is The beach my vest leaks huge amounts of sweat drops, it is almostĮssential to go into every shop, a bar, a restaurant for the relief ofĪir conditioning. I’d quickly checked in my room in someone’s home via Airbnb,Īnd then quickly showered and went out for dinner. I’d arrived at 4pm from a long 7hourĬoach trip. It is pretty hot, humid and the whole beach town has been baking